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*We come back live to an EEW show as we are seen on a close up of the EEW Cruiser Weight Champion belt as the camera zooms out to where we see the EEW CruiserWeight Champion The Hurricane chatting with is tag team partner this week on Madness and the person he beat to become the Crusier Weight Champion, Spike Dudley as the crowd cheers for them.* Spike- Well it was a great Pay Per View match, and hey you proved that you were the better man, but hey, ill get my rematch buddy. Hurricane- Do not worry Spike, The Hurricane and Spike will meet again in another historical match, but can you believe that AJ Styles would attack me from behind, WHATS UP WIT DAT!!!???!!! Spike- I dont know, but on Madness in our huge Tag Team match against AJ and Jackal, you can get some revenge on that jackass. *The crowd cheers as Hurricane gives Spike the tumb up and smiles, as just then we hear a voice coming from the backgorund.* Voice- Theres the man himself..... *The camera zooms out alittle more to where see EEW superstar Christian walk on screen with a huge smile as the crowd begins to boo. Christian walks in front of Hurricane as if he didnt realise he was there.* Hugh Morris=Spike/Edge=Hurricane Christian- Whats up Spike my main man... dude it sucks i know, having such a HUGE loss like that at Uncensored in that Huge Cruiser Weight title match against Super Dork Helms. Like dude i could have sweared you had that win, like who dose this guy think he is, walking around in a cape and mask thinking hes some kind of Dare Devil or Spiderman. Psshhh dude that guys a douche bag thats all i can say, and its an outrage that you have to team up with the very same guy WHO BEAT YOU! At the huge Pay Per View Uncensored for the CruiserWeight title! It should be me and you as a team bro... i have a sweet tag team name picked out to, The King Of Coolness , Christian! THE BIG C-DADDY! featuring Spike... kinda catchy eh? But ya anyway, i jsut wanna say its not a big deal that Hurra-Dork beat you at the HUGE uncensored match, your still way better then him....... *As Christian is saying this Spike shakes his head to Christian in the direction of where Hurricane is watching them to try to get his attention to look in that Direction. Christian looks at Spike in a weird way and he starts shaking his head to.* Christian- Something wrong man.... oh you got the groove to eh? Oh True Dat man me too,...Shes a Brick.... HOUSE!! *Spike rolls his eyes and shakes his head.* Spike- No man, Christian why dont you say hello to my partner, my friend, The CruiserWeight Champion, The Hurricane. Hurricane this is Chris.... Hurricane- Greetings citizan Christian! Christian-.. oh hey Hurricane, you been standing here the whole time?? Well i know you been here long enough to just realise who i am... oh my resume speaks for its self. Oh and wow is that what i think it is, your newly won EEW Cruiser Weight Championship... Ya man, wow it still looks good, but if i must say so myself, and i think even my boy Spike Dudley would back this up,.. it looked alot better on myself, around this beautiful waist of mine, but hey it looks good on you to... i guess. Hurricane- Oh if you think so, so Spike your actually friends with this... with this... bufon? Spike- Well you know.... Christian- Hey me and Spike are like best friends, man he lets me stay over at his place sometimes when hes not even home, and i dont know what you mean by "Bufon", but all i can say is that you have a .... you got a... uh... you got a Pine Cone for a brain. HA ZING! Hurricane- Pine Cone? Spike- What are you talking about Christ..... You stay at my place when im not there?? uh nevermind, guys dont fight. Christian- He started it, i was trying to be cool and be a nice guy with him! Hurricane- Im not fighting. Christian- OK OK NOW! Ok well your not the only one with a HUGE match on Madness dudes, because you may have that little tag team match with thos 2 guys, but yours truely got a killer triple threat match with Tommy Steel and Scotty Wolfgang. And the best part is, im so gonna beat them... it will rock man i promise ya! Tommys gonna try and do something cool, and then ill reveres it like that, and then ill give Wolfgang one of these, and he be like.. OH NO CHRISTIAN...YOUR WAY TO GOOD!.. and ill be like you know it.. take some more of this... *Christian starts punching the air intill Spike calms him down. Christian then relaxs, and looks at Hurricane angry.* Christian- As for you "Super-Hero", i have no beef with you, but if you climb up the wrong tree and make the wrong move around me... POW! Some bodys might be flying and dude i know what its like to be a Cruiser Weight Champion, i know what its like to have all the eyes of the EEW Cruiser Weigths on you and on that title, and i know how it feels to wake up in a great mood, and to look over on theother side of the bed and seeing the Cruiser Weight title shinning at you... but if i were you i wouldnt get to comfortable holding on it, becuase im getting it back, and take my place as the 2 time CHAMPION OF THE CRUISER WEIGHTS!! Oh... True... Dat! *Camera zooms in on Christian who is smileing with his arms in the air. His smile slowly goes away as he puts his arms down and looks at Spike.* Christian- So ill talk to you later Spike my brother from a diffrent mother, i have some business to take care of in the ring... remember that idea i told you about.... im so gonna do it right now tonight. So call me later we can watch my collection of Police Acedmey movies and re-runs of Welcome Back Kotter.... later. *Christian walks away as the camera stays on Hurricane and Spike. Spike does alittle wave as Hurricane looks at Spike in a weird way.* Hurricane- You 2 are friends?? Spike- Well hes not a bad guy really. He just has his problems, and has an obession with tha title, but i wouldnt worry to much about him. Hurricane- Oh ok, but if i were you next time ask him to take out what ever is stuck in his ass, before he gets BITCHED SLAPPED!! *Crowd kinda laughs and cheers as Spike smirks as the scene fades.* *It comes back live inside the arena at a EEW house show where we see the screaming fans in there seats and close up on signs, as they are interupted by "CHRISTIAN!......CHRISTIAN!". Christians theme hits over the PA system as the crowd begins the boos. Christians golden pyros hit as Christian walks through it with his arms in the air and with a smile on his face. Christian starts walking down to the ring as JR and King cut in.* Jr- Well welcome back folks, and of course we can see that its EEW superstar Christian, the self proclaimed "Greatest EEW Cruiser Weight Champion." And King no offense to the kid, he has a hell of alot of talent, but i think Christian has a bigger ego then he has a brian. King- JR! Come on, thats Christian, the king of coolness. Come on JR, Christian may be right when saying hes EEWs finest Cruiser Weight Champion.. at least he dosnt run around pretending hes a super hero JR. Look at him, thats cool JR, something that you are not. JR- Oh and i guess that means your cool then? King- Hey i have herd my name be tossed around in the back as someone cool. JR- Well it was probally was some one with the same amount as brian cells as Christian, but Christian is a great athlete but this week on Madness as to fight former Tag Team Champion Tommy Steel and new comer in EEW Scotty Worlfang. Christian can beat these guys if he shuts up his mouth and focuses in the ring and the opponents that face him. *Christian goes to the top of the rope and raises his hands in the air and jumps back down and awaits to be given a microphone. Finally someone comes in and hands him a mic, Christian then smirks at the crowd and brings the mic to his lips.* Christian- Greetings to all my fans here in the EEW!! Now i know its been awhile since all you got a treat of my live apperances inside this ring in front of all you BUT!! please do not be alerted because i am full time, because as you know... my heart beets for all my peeps! OH TRUE DAT! *Crowd boos, as Christian winks and smirks.* Christian- Oh ya, you all love me, i feel all your love, and who can blame ya. You see unlike some superstars in here, i earn what i get. Unlike some superstars in here i dont complain when im not put into main event matches, even tho i likely deserve to be because im the greatest damn EEW Cruiser Weight Champion to ever step in this ring dammit... ME!! ME!! ME!! ..... oh no i dont, you see theres a guy walking around this place thinking he deserves to be in bigger matches then the one he got... he says he doesnt wanna be put in the ring with some rookies! Well this man is named Tommy Steel, and that match hes talking about is with me on Madness... me!? Now i dont know about all of you, but could it be that maybe Tommy Steel is retarded in the head... maybe as a child his mom dropped him on his head a few times, or he ate to many paint chips... what ever the cause is, i personally dont care... but if he thinks that i Christian... THE GREATEST CRUISER WEIGHT CHAMPION IN EEW HISTORY!! Is some kind of rookie, well then you have another thing coming buddy. Now Scott Wolfang or who ever you are... sure you may be a nothing... hell you could always be a nothing,.. hell i dont know you but you could even be as worthless as all these fans right here in this very arena. But thats not a problem, you can be anyone you want to be, but Tommy is so right on you... your a bum rookie. But if you think, i Cristian the greatest cruiser weigth champion is EEW history is just gonna stand here and let some no name jerk off call me a rookie.... OH I DONTS THINKS SO!! I AINT NOT NO SUCKA!! So... *Before Christian could continue, he is cut off by "CHRISTIAN SUCKS" chants. Christian gets a disgusted look in his face as the chants get louder. Christian then starts to talk through them.* Christian-... So you know Tommy this may be the first and even last time me and you will fight in a ring, but hey no matter what happens, i myself feel pretty damn confident, i gots my peeps behind me, and thsi Madness i will walk out victorious, becuase hey thats what i do best. As for you Scotty, like i said you may be a rookie now and even for a long time to come but if you ever need some help from a real pro around here, you come talk to me and maybe i can give you 2 or 3 minutes of a talking to. Now before i go, i know i have been on hiatus for a long time, and i havent been able to stand in a ring with millions of my peeps watching me, wanting to be me, and some ladies thinking dirty thoughts about me, and hey its all understandable. Thats why for a treat tonight, i have written a poem for everyone to enjoy, because if the Rock can have a dumb concert at Uncensord, then dammit i Christian can have... POEMING IT UP..WITH CHRISTIAN!!! *Crowd boos as Christian laughs to himself and pulls out a poem from the side of his tights. The lights go out and a spot light circles Christian as some low jazz music plays from the PA system.* JR- Good god King, what is this?? King- POEMING IT UP WITH CHRISTIAN JR! What a treat for us.! Christian- AH HEM!! Excuse me... excuse me! CHRISTIAN POEMING IT UP OVER HERE!!!...Now even tho you dont deserve it, im gonna give it ya anway because im such a good guy,.... "Greetings, greetings, it is I Christian! You know the guy who is totally as good as some sweet fried chicken... *Christian laughs to himself.*.... Now for me to be put in the ring with these 2 sad peices of cow dung! Tom and Scott are nothing, but the ladies say im really hung! .... Now being the best you may say might be easy! Not for some, but for me its a breezy!... ha ha Breezy... Now let me make this short and sweet! Come Madness i wont be beat!.. I Christian will stand tall as the winner! Not like Tommy Steel and that other weiner!.. So as you know, your all a bunch of fools!... SAY IT LOUD...CHRISTIAN RULES!!!!! Thank you! Jr- That was just stupid and a waste of time. King- That was great JR. Christian is talented in so many ways... i think he touched all his peeps here tonight... bravo Christian... bravo. *Christians music hits as he slides out of the ring and tosses the poem in the crowd and begins to walk up the ramp with a huge smile as it fades.*

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